After recently going through a traumatic/life changing experience (cutting off about 5 inches of hair), this thought came to mind. It also probably has a lot to do with the fact that I'm unemployed and watch a lot of SportsCenter. I'd say that most people would be pro-lettuce in this argument because it is seen as "bro." You don't even need to be an athlete anymore, but you can still rock the flow (I was a great example of that). Girls love the flow, Guys respect the flow, and all in all it just looks awesome. The beard deserves more credit though. While I've never grown a mean beard (probably because I can't yet), I feel that it takes a lot more commitment than the hair. I mean it is in the front of your face rather than the back. Kind of the opposite of a mullet because the party is on your chin. Just think about the problems that could arise with having a big, bushy beard on your face. First of all, food is going to get in it. This is never going to happen to your flow, unless your in some strange kinky sexcapade like our buddy Flaccid Jack. Also, girls may not want to put their lips in there (Assuming this because I never want my lips anywhere near a hairy vag). A positive though is you can give a great moustache/beard ride. Agood mullet ride and possible suitors for one are tough to come by, trust me I've tried that one. So + 1 to the beard in that category. It seems to be all about preference though, so let me know what you think.
Note: this really only applies to white people. I will post later for our colored friends.
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