Drunk Twitter

So we blacked out in the city last night and my buddy from CT got lost and was alone. He proceeded to tweet, a lot. I guess this is what the old 4-loko, rounds of Sake, and an open bar can do to a guy.

"Wanadoo g the nyc streets"

"Just seat a blank man scares for my le # court racist"

"Kil libit in. Ntcw # claesoce"

"Walking alone in. The strreudkfl of ny think I'm in the day villagee #horray"

"Thank god for smith phones"

"Why'd everyone Ho.Kong? Fich Andy finne"

"I third calling my gr but she didn't pick up ehtad up twitterverse"

"3rd and 5h ! If I don't make it tell h nlmom I love hrty"

"I gel like @alexanderb"

"Walked vast. A hiekess couple so sad u wish I could help"

"Hazardd by sparking wiggled"

"day sparking wigs"

"I apppolofize I'm.not htaf raciet I'm just Sacred"

"O think I know wher I an but Andy th ewe is stunning a fsgfit"

For those concerned readers out there, he made it home safe, but I did wake up to a text from his girlfriend at 5 am saying "Hey Dicky, will you text me back if Pucky made it back to your apartment safely?" I remember the first time my mom checked in on me during adult hood. And I'm not really sure why she thought I'd be the responsible one to respond at 5 am, but hey, I guess that's why they call it New York City.

-Dicky Fuld